Clever Christian One-Liners … You So Smart

by Joe

Ideal for conversation pieces, newsletters,
e-mail signatures, etc . . .

Introduction:

The aim of this webpage is to creatively multiply the impact of the gospel message into the heart & mind of the unbeliever.

I pray that you put these sayings to use.

Here you go:

Jesus: Gateway to the supernatural

Don’t confuse God’s patience with his final response

Been taken for granted?
Imagine how God feels

Finding the real Jesus: Life’s greatest discovery

God is warm

No one can ignore Jesus forever

Down in the mouth? It’s time for a faith lift

Questioning God? He made the brain cells you think with

God will let you get away with it until suddenly . . .

Need a new life? God accepts trade-ins

When God saw you –
It was love at first sight

Death: the end of excuses, the beginning of eternity

Jesus: Everything else will fade

Jesus holds the secret of answered prayer

God wants to be your best friend

Sin: it seemed like a good idea at the time

Life – your only chance
Eternity – payback time

Unlock the mysteries of God. Jesus is the key

Jesus: there is no substitute

Hurting?
No one understands like Jesus

Jesus believes in you

Understanding God would be easier if we had infinite IQ

Jesus: power to break life controlling problems

Don’t miss life’s best. Find God.

Famous last words: I did it my way

God weeps for you

Jesus: He’s holding your atoms together

Jesus satisfies

Jesus: Source of all beauty

Only with Jesus can you reach your full potential

Sunsets – a gift from God

Life begins with Jesus

Jesus: to know him is to love him

The great mystery is not unanswered prayer; it’s unfinished prayer

You’re on this planet for a purpose. Find it.

Have you thanked God today?

Does it hurt when people don’t trust you?
Imagine how God feels

Luck has nothing to do with it

St Valentine found true love – Jesus

God is humble

Jesus: so far ahead of his time that we’re still no closer to catching up

To ignore our Creator is the height of selfishness

Jesus: The half has never been told

Hell!  . . . I’d forgotten about that!

Just when you thought it was safe to ignore God . . .

God is unfeeling? Ha! Alongside him we’re as cold as stones

God: the most lovable person in the universe

Jesus feels your pain

Beauty: an act of God

People ignore God and then blame him for the chaos that results

Food – a gift from God

Been misunderstood?
Imagine how God feels

Jesus Christ: the name on everybody’s lips

Famous last words: I’ll get right with God later

Jesus: beaten so that you could be unbeatable

Love – a gift from God

There’s more hope for murderers than the self-righteous

If God were an impersonal force we’d be superior to our Maker

You can fool yourself. You can never fool God

Society’s rejects have a special place in God’s heart

Lonely?
No one understands like Jesus

Hell! I thought I’d gotten away with it!

Have you made God smile today?

Rainbows – a gift from God

There is more to Jesus than anyone has so far discovered

Birth: an act of God

There is more. There is Jesus

Awesome: you don’t know the meaning of the word until you meet Jesus

The real God: don’t settle for substitutes

If it doesn’t lead to Jesus, it doesn’t lead to God

Jesus: Peacemaker

It’s not how you start, it’s how you finish that counts

Sex – a gift from God

Jesus: Because with God only perfection will do

Uninspired by Jesus? Bet you’ve never met him!

Jesus: All roads lead to tragedy – except one

Jesus welcomes you back

You’re not God’s judge. One day you’ll discover it’s the other way around

Jesus: stripped, abused, assaulted, violated . . . for you

God makes it, we mess it

The entire universe was created by Jesus and for Jesus

All suffering can be traced back to people disobeying God

Jesus: he understands

There’s a limit to God’s patience

God is waiting for you

There has to be more to life . . .

Religion: a mirage
Jesus: reality

God is a know-all

If we can think and feel and love, our Maker can do all that and more

There is hope. There is Jesus

No one knows the pain of rejected love like Jesus

Jesus: the most exciting person in the universe

Jesus Christ! The answer is on everyone’s lips

Jesus: Never-ending fulfillment

Jesus: Amazing love

Jesus: Because only the best will do

Jesus rights wrongs

You don’t have to be brain-dead to live for Jesus, but when you are, you’ll be glad you did

Jesus: add a whole new dimension to your life

God is bigger than any church

You can no more outgrow your need for God than you can outgrow your need for oxygen

How impersonal God seems is a measure of the distance you have put between yourself and God

Life: the ball’s in your court
After death: it’s God’s turn

It will work out perfectly – if you let Jesus take control

You can spurn God’s love for only so long

Life: the time God gives you to determine how you spend eternity

Misunderstood?
No one understands like Jesus

Forgiveness is not automatic

Cold comfort: being as good as the next guy

Jesus: the human face of God

Life: your chance to spurn God’s love
Eternity: living with the consequences

Been falsely accused of the most awful things?
Then you know how God feels

God: so personal that in comparison we are cold unfeeling machines

God’s artistry: Half completed works of art look ugly. Wait till you see the finished masterpiece

This side of eternity we see only a fraction of the picture

Jesus: more relevant than we could ever comprehend

Have you kept your promise to God?

Either Jesus pays or you do

Lust and selfishness do not equal love

Your pain touches God’s heart

Jesus: If only you knew . . .

You think life is full of surprises? Wait till you die!

Every good thing you have ever enjoyed comes from God

To ignore God is the height of selfishness

Jesus: He’s coming
Justice: It’s coming

Roses – a gift from God

Better to face the truth now, than after death

Hell! I thought it didn’t matter what you believed as long as you were sincere!

Jesus: the ultimate

With Jesus, you can do it

God owns you, and every molecule you have ever touched

God: The perfect lover

You’ve achieved nothing until you find God

People disappoint. God doesn’t.

Life’s most exciting adventure: intimacy with God

Guess who created pleasure. He might just know a thing or two . . .

There’s hope. There’s God.

Make God smile again.
Accept his forgiveness

No one understands like Jesus

No one has been misunderstood like God

God cares

Mad at God? Sure you’ve got the right person?

Turn the despair of being alone
into the wonder of being alone with God

Find God. You were born to appreciate perfection

You’re never too young for God

You’re never too old for God

The ultimate success story begins with finding God

The Bible: More up-to-date than tomorrow’s newspaper

Can’t change? Jesus frees us

Find God and you find everything

You’ve never cried alone. Jesus: always there

God specializes in surprise endings

In Christ Invincible

P.S. The uniqueness of these sayings should not get credited to my account

… they are the product of my research, not my personal creativity.

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